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The Hartmans were entertaining the headmaster tonight. Kate was running around like a chicken with her head cut off, trying make everything perfect.

"Candice, why are you still in your pajamas? The headmaster will be here in an hour.", Kate was losing patience fast.

Candice reassured her, "Chill, mom. I just finished my makeup, all I have to do is put up my hair, and throw on a dress.".



Lance worked late at the diner, and waltzed in fashionably late. Candice razzed her brother, "How nice of you to make it, Lance.".

"Hard worker! What exactly do you do?.", the headmaster inquired.

"I'm a bonafide flatware technician.", Lance mused.



"I clean the dolphin tanks at the aquarium, but someday I'd like to become an Oceanographer. Maybe even the hand of Poseidon... the seas are rising, and we need to take action.".

Her mother interrupted, "No politics at the table, Candice.".



Ken heard a rustling in the bathroom. "Lance, what the hell are you doing back there?", Ken was not the least bit amused, "What if the headmaster walked in instead of me.".

"It's not Lance, it's Poseidon. I've come to clean the seas, starting with this bathtub.", Lance could hardly contain his laughter.



The headmaster wasn't very clear when he left, so Ken looked up their scores online, "Let's see.... it says we scored 100!".

"What does that mean?", Kate asked nervously, " Is it good?".

Ken reassured her, "It's very good.".

"I'm going out to the coffee shop for a bit. Be good, ok?", Ginger soothed as she checked her hair before heading out.



"Down with simoleons! Down with the Landgraabs!"

She had something to say, and was giving the performance of her lifetime, when who should show up, but Lance Hartman.




"Did you come out to watch me?", Ginger teased him, "How did you know I was here?".
"Oh, a little bird told me."